Noted "Bat Cave" blogger Smallface Espinoza leaves Walla Walla and sources report that he is still blogging.
"Mr. Face has posted at least once since he left Southeastern Washington earlier today;" states a press release from his publicist, "he may have access to a blogging device, the likes of which we have never seen."
Speculation about the nature of this device has kept Department of Defence spokeswoman Gina Smelkerblat busily denying the existence of a handheld blogging device.
"Such a device is the providence of science fiction and conspiracy theory. We believe that Mr. Face is on a dial-up modem, at a desktop computer somewhere in the Ellensburg vicinity," Smelkerblat urged in a press conference at the Pentagon this morning.
According to his website, Face would be headed to Seattle, Wash. for dinner, where local FBI precinct chief Ari Donnerparty will be waiting, "wireless blogging is a serious offence. If Face has a device, we may have to speak to him."
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"vicinity."
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