Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Mystery date

Dick is going on two dates. A friend date and a mystery date.



We don't know if these are men or women.

We don't know anything. And we means me and Andrew ______.

So here is my speculation:

Suspect one: the friend date

Je met this person when she worked picking cotton ol' Virginie. S/he was hauling huge bags of freshly picked cotton, which made Je wonder, "what is s/he thinking?" So Je pulled some moonshine out of her over-alls and they shared the secrets of their inner selves. S/he moved to Benton City in December, and s/he responded to Je's missed connections add on craigslist.

Suspect two: the main event

He will offer his hand in marriage, due in large part to her beauty, but mostly with the goal of exploiting her abundant resources. The marriage will feel great until he discovers she was already engaged.

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