Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Mobile Blogger Leaves Country, Leaves Officials Baffled

Famed blogger and social commentator Michael 'Smallface' Espinoza may leave the country today, intelligence experts say. Possible reasons for the sudden flight may involve the illegal export of mobile blogging devices.

"Smallface is involved in some risky business," says Seattle CIA field chief Maynard Schlessinger, "the proliferation of mobile blogging is a threat to national security, and frankly, to all humanity."

Espinoza has become an internationally infamous personality, which poses the concern that many copy-cat blogging incidents may take place.

"People as far away as Canada have attempted to post blogs without wires. Luckily, we have been able to stop them, but if this threat were to spread to Mexico, it could mean the end of wired blogging and human decency," warned Schlessinger.

Conspiracy theorists claim that Mexico is the definitive destination of the notorious blogger, and according to his own blog he plans to, "vacation on the beach and get a
Killer tan!"

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